My Awkward Life Part 1

grimlegacy:

I’m leaving a coffee shop and a nice young man opens the door for me

I try to smile like this. See, Happy, thankful, says “Thanks kind sir for opening that there door for me.”

But my lips were dry so instead I smiled like

Now my smile is saying “I’m going to take you home under false pretenses and break your leg so you never leave me”

I REALLY LIKE THIS.

(Source: gideonsrival)

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