IT’S 4:30 AM

A Successful Night in Seattle: A formal list written by Erica at 4:20 Am PACIFIC TIME (yea buddy) 

I. Going to Ihop

a. Pancakes are tasty motherfuckers

b. Pancakes are tastier motherfuckers when it’s 1 am

c. People who work at iHop at 1 am in Seattle are THE BOMB 

d. fuck family style dining it’s always family style dining just grab shit off of everyone’s plate

II. Learning Life Lessons

a. Bringing back happy face pancakes for people makes them happy 

b. A happy face pancake can melt into some sore of disturbed unamused pancake who is blind when you bring it back from carry-out 

THE END.