April 2012
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JUST FOUND OUT MY FRIEND AT SCHOOL IS GOOD FAMILY...
I can’t hold all these feels.
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So I met Emma Watson because she randomly visited...
letsexplode:
Okay.
seriously though. what.
WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS RANDOMLY SEEING/MEETING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS
This is a weird problem to be having.
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beekel:
I made a milkshake yesterday and all of these boys started showing up on my lawn and they’re still out there. They’ve set up tents and started a drum circle and cut off my phone line so I can’t call the police. Somebody help please
Me: Well, it’s about time to get started on my midterm essay!
My Brain: Hey, I have a better idea! How about I re-play the most painfully awkward moments of your entire love life that you’ve suppressed for years now in a greatest-hits style montage!
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My Brain:
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My Brain:
Me: Mother of God. Why.
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Secretly eating in this library has brought new...
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He looks like a wizard trying to dress like a muggle… you have to give him...
– My friend describing her professor’s appearance
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i-have-rocket-legs:
I’m gonna make an app called “Un-stagram” and it’ll take all your dumb filters off your shitty photos so we can all see how much they really suck.
HA
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An actual thought that went through my head during...
“If I ever had the opportunity to spoon a kangaroo would I enjoy it, or just spend the entire experience in a state of constant fear that it will suddenly kick me- their legs do seem very muscular.”
-my brain
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