How’s your soup, MOHTERFUCKER!– Casual Wednesday lunch light conversation
WHEN I MEET A GUY AS FUNNY AS ME
I love it when it’s so hot in my room I start to hate myself as a human being.
hus-bands: sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
why the FUCK did I think it would be a good idea...
chanceuse-et-heureuse: FUCK YOU PARKING SERVICES YOU FUCKING FUCKS I WILL FUCKING FIGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT TICKET BECAUSE I AM MY DAD’S DAUGHTER AND I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR GODDAMN SUPERVISOR UNTIL YOU REPEAL THIS YOU LITTLE SHITS CAN’T JUST START TICKETING OUT OF NOWHERE Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend Abby.