February 2012
19 posts
My Awkward Life Part 1
grimlegacy:
I’m leaving a coffee shop and a nice young man opens the door for me
I try to smile like this. See, Happy, thankful, says “Thanks kind sir for opening that there door for me.”
But my lips were dry so instead I smiled like
Now my smile is saying “I’m going to take you home under false pretenses and break your leg so you never leave me”
I REALLY LIKE THIS.
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January 2012
48 posts
Well, in 30 minutes
I find out if going to Tokyo for my junior year is even possible. BUH PLEASE LET THIS WORK!
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IT'S 4:30 AM
A Successful Night in Seattle: A formal list written by Erica at 4:20 Am PACIFIC TIME (yea buddy)
I. Going to Ihop
a. Pancakes are tasty motherfuckers
b. Pancakes are tastier motherfuckers when it’s 1 am
c. People who work at iHop at 1 am in Seattle are THE BOMB
d. fuck family style dining it’s always family style dining just grab shit off of everyone’s plate
II. Learning...
Who remembers Scholastic book fairs!?
wowfunniestposts:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
So yesterday night I had my room to myself, so I figured I’d do the natural thing and jump on my bed because I hadn’t in years (normal, right?)
About halfway through jumping bliss I awkwardly realized that to everyone else in my building it sounded like sexy time.
so sad.
